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Joke of the Day

"I got a text today It read: You have won 500 or the chance to see an Elvis impersonator show!!! Reply 1 for the money, 2 for the show."

"What happen after JFK's assassination? A funeral."

"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."

"The real fact about the strongest man in the universe afraid of his wife xD"

"There is no such thing as a fear of flying... But a fear of falling on the other hand...."

"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"

"Fun prank Make them study for 18 years then don't give them jobs"

"Told my 4 yo that his hamster died and that was in heaven with God. 4yo: Why would God want a dead hamster?"

"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"

"How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red."