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Joke of the Day

"My wife doesn't like me to shave my face for the same reason I like her to shave her pussy She says it makes me look like a 12 year old."

"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"

"Almond Butter: For people that like peanut butter but don't want to be happy."

"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"

"A guy walks into a building with his boss. Ouch. You'd think that at least one of them should have seen it. EDIT: A twist on the classic ""a guy walks into a bar"" joke."

"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed."

"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"

"""I'm an actress"" I watched your web series, and I disagree."

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation."

"After you're done watching them, Netflix should let you exchange children."