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Joke of the Day

"My wife doesn't like me to shave my face for the same reason I like her to shave her pussy She says it makes me look like a 12 year old."

"""Grandma, may i play with your tits?"" ""Sure, honey! Just don't run away too far!"""

"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."

"If you tickle a billionaire, will he trickle himself?"

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Check her arm."

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"WORST THING YOU CAN DO What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet!"

"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""you're racist for clicking on this joke""."

"Teacher: ""What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?"" Student: ""Baseballs."" Teacher: ""Baseballs?"" Student: ""Yeah they were Cleveland Indians!"""

"Sex is like playing a game of Bridge... If you don't have a good a partner, then you better have a good hand."