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Joke of the Day

"KING1: I bring you gold. K2: I bring you frankincense. K3: *drops pot of myrrh* *pot shatters* Oh. I bring you...erm...interpretive dance!"

"Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!"

"Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing dear ? Jane: Yes and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind."

"Best/Worst Pick-Up Line ""My dick just died... Can I bury it in your ass?"""

"What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU? Not being British."

"Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? ROFLMFAO! JK! Lolz Ttyl KK Ur BFF, Hannibal ~ Hannibal Lecter discovers text messages"

"I asked a Chinese girl for her number.. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where is my tractor?"""

"I say ""what"" a lot, not because I'm hard of hearing, but because I can't believe how stupid some people are"

"Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing."