1912

Joke of the Day

"Fruit roll ups I went to the supermarket and asked a clerk if they had fruit roll ups, he then called his gay manager to hug me."

"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"

"What do you call a nose that can see into the future? Nostrildamus"

"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? **One.** They're very efficient and don't have a great sense of humour."

"Unlike his famous father, Lord Kelvin's son never amounted to much. He was an absolute zero."

"A girl's ass is like an onion... ...It'll give you really bad breath if you eat it raw!"

"PMS jokes are not funny Period"

"Q: How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue? A: Have everybody chip in."

"I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use."