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Joke of the Day

"I'm terrified That I might be a hypochondriac"

"What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"While some guys go to the gym to clean & snatch... Others go to to see lean snatch. C what I did there?"

"I really love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face but with words."

"Madonna falling was wrong on so many levels. Well 2, the stage and the floor."

"I was gonna put on my cowboy hat and sit on my patio shirtless to showcase my abs when I realized I don't own a cowboy hat, a patio, or abs."

"What do you call a white supremacist who fights aliens at night? A white power ranger"

"[NSFW] You know what's ironic? That Bill Clinton's term was between two Bushes."

"My Aunt Used to Drink 13's It's the Polish version of the seven & seven. Source: my dad... Not sure if he made it up or what but made me laugh."

"I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card!"