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Joke of the Day
"What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7? Samsung Not Explode"
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"My wife asked me if I wanted to be cremated after my death Or immediately before."
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."
"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"
"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Also, no outside food, they are so strict about that."
"Men who care about the covers being stolen fail to utilize the warm body next to them properly."
"I like my women like I like my reality shows... ...Naked and Afraid"
"Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII? I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care."
"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."
"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"