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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having a hooker die on you? The second hour is free."
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"What do you say to a pregnant woman who wants to force her child to become a Rabbi? When is the baby Jew?"
"I hit the snooze button so many times this morning I think we might be engaged now"
"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."
"Did you hear about Freud's party last night? Id was wild!"
"Funny joke I heard during christmas Two nuns are sitting in a tub and one says to the other ""where's the soap"" and the other nun replies ""yes it does""."
"What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic"
"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."
"If you had $1 for every time you've masturbated What color would your Bugatti be?"
"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""