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Joke of the Day
"Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want ice cream or beer."
Next Joke
"A lot of people say I'm condescending... (That means I talk down to people)"
"So a seal walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""What can I get for you?"" And the seal replies ""Anything but a Canadian Club on ice."""
"""And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader."" - flight attendant manual"
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent, featuring nickelback"
"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."
"Why were the bakers hands brown? Because he was kneading a shite"
"If women are looking for a strong man who makes them laugh.. then they are looking for something like a ninja clown."
"Why do they call it the Dark Ages? Because of all the ""knights"""
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?? When she starts fitting in your wife's clothes!!"