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Joke of the Day
"Don't try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because I feel that in my soul."
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"I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then I realized that none of them work."
"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."
"What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta... F*ck you guys this is funny to me."
"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"
"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."
"I just want to give a shoutout to the ancients for inventing the calendar. It has made my day."
"Have you ever had African food? Neither they have."
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."