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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"

"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"

"I have walrus-like reflexes! Basically I roll around my apartment and slap my belly when I want food"

"How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape."

"Sometimes I squat on the floor and put my arms around my knees and lean forward Cuz that's how I roll.."

"If you believe in stereotypes then your brain is as small as a Korean's penis"

"Snooker If pink is covered by red, go for the brown."

"Don't regret past mistakes. All of your decisions, good and bad, led you to where you are today. Disregard this if you are in prison."

"I've been getting a lot more use out of my treadmill since I put a blanket and pillow on it."

"Mispronouncing French phrases can be a real social fox piss."