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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."
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"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"
"I've quit my new job as a postman..... .....they handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""
"Netflix would be by far the best dating site. ""Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"""
"What do you call an explosion in a Frencg kitchen? Linoleum Blown-apart."
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, ""That's the last thing I need."""
"Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently."
"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst"
"my street gang has been walking down the street snapping our fingers in unison for like 3 days, we all forgot why we were doing it"
"Coworker: ""How'd you get that cut above your eye?"" Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* ""STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"""