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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never trust a noodle? Because they're in-pastas."
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"What do you call a gay guy's saggy balls? Mud-flaps"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Get the bitch a shovel."
"""This is your Captain speaking. My co-pilot just bet me we can't do a barrel roll. So fasten your belts cuz I got five bucks riding on this"""
"if boris johnson was priminster he'd make all of us shop at Borrisons"
"We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **""YOLO""**"
"We don't lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are."
"Why is the beach wet? Cause the seaweed"
"What do you call a black man being killed by the police? A warning shot."
"I bet when Kanye was little he played tag by himself, then argued with himself on whether he was tagged or not."