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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow? Get the bitch a shovel."
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"Why do white girls like Apple? Because once go Mac you never go back."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon people are going to think we're nuts."
"What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
"How do you say hello to a femnist? You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in."
"Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un"
"Never have I ever... rushed out of my house pretending I had to be somewhere & drove around neighborhood to get somebody to leave."
"I only trust people that like big butts. ...they can not lie."
"If Trump wins the presidency, what will be his reelection slogan in 2020? Make America decent again."
"Cop just pulled me over, said I was going too fast. So I took him to dinner first."