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Joke of the Day
"Who do you call a stupid whore? Your mother, that is who i call a stupid whore"
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"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"
"""The Ugly Duckling"" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive."
"Why did the Dark Ages existed? Because there were 'nights."
"What does a red neck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer. Edit: Because I fucked up."
"I pointed to two old farts sitting across the bar and told my friend ""That's us in 10 years"". He said ""Dude, that's a mirror"""
"Stephen is a much nicer name than ""hen from a previous marriage."""
"From what I hear about time spent with abortion doctor's they're really not all that bad Many patients have claimed it's really brought the kid out in them."
"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."
"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"