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Joke of the Day

"I've only heard the setup for this joke, anybody know the rest? A Jew and a Pollock are in a rainstorm... That's all I know and I've been dying to find out the rest. Anybody have any ideas?"

"If we were really supposed to give up alcohol or Lent, they wouldn't have put St. Patrick's Day in the middle of it."

"Why are radios cheaper in Scotland? Because the boxes are battered and and the speakers are fried."

"How was the Irish Jig invented? To much beer and not enough bathrooms"

"Whats blue and doesn't fit anymore A dead epileptic"

"""Daddy, do you like princesses?"" ""Yes."" ""Why?"" ""Well usually they have a nice set of ti-"" Wife: ""Shut it."" ""I WILL NOT LIE TO MY SON."""

"ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)"

"Superman is depressed because he has to change in dirty gas station bathrooms since the telephone booth is now extinct. Poor Superman."

"Does the world really need another rhetorical question?"

"Even though the nurse who performed my circumcision did a bad job... I still left her a tip."