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Joke of the Day
"I saw an expensive prostitute She gave me lobsters."
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"I worry that people who say ""I'll sleep when I'm dead"" may have missed a Science class or two."
"My ex girlfriend was obsessed with my balls... I had to weiner off it."
"I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does"
"3 fonts walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""We don't serve your type."""
"what did the trash can say to the paper recycling bin? 'you're just white trash'"
"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."
"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."
"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"
"What do you call it when you poop and masturbate at the same time? Two turds with one bone"