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"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"
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"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."
"What do you call a battle of wordplay? Pun-fu fighting"
"""Meetings"" What a Jamaican calls everything he owns."
"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"
"What?s orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot"
"A doctor, a midget, a monk and an indian is at a bar when ... ... a blonde suddenly walks in. M. Night Shyamalan shouts ""Cut!"". The blonde fainted."
"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."
"Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together? Because it wasn't ceiling."
"How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01? 15 or 16"