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Joke of the Day
"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"
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"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"
"What's the difference between Sara Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."
"I haven't slept for 10 days.... ...because that would be too long. - Mitch Hedberg"
"BRUTUS: hail Caesar *draws knife* CEASAR: not this time *hands Brutus an Uno ""reverse"" card* B: SHIT ROMAN SENATE:*stabs Brutus to death*"
"I arrived at the annual premature ejaculation society. They said, ""Your early sir""? I replied, ""I know, I came on the bus"""
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)"
"Scientists have recently discovered the existence of a mentally unstable microscopic parasite on the moon... Apparently it's a real lunatic"
"HOW MANY LAWYER JOKES ARE THERE? Q. How many lawyer jokes are there? A. Three...the rest are all true."
"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."