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Joke of the Day

"[OC[ what do u call a fireman with aids (first porst)) i am 9 yrs old btw UR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!222222"

"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwears"

"On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system"

"""Stuff that alligator in that dolphin"" - God creating sharks"

"With all of this technology, you would think we would have exercise equipment that simulated scenes from Jurassic Park to actually motivate my ass to run."

"I had some extra money laying around I was going to invest in quick sand... ...but the deal fell through."

"Why did the farmer's house catch on fire? He left his home on the range."

"Women aren't that complicated. They just want an honest and genuine guy who will give them insincere compliments they might not deserve."

"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."

"If Noah was not holding ' Control ' while selecting the animals that were to enter the ark, then the Bible is a lie to me."