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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between rape and vehicular manslaughter? It's harder to eat a plate of ribs during a rape."

"I put a huge brown paper bag over this keg. So people won't know I'm drinking at work."

"You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't gonna come."

"Despite its deceivingly yummy smell, this bar of oatmeal almond soap tastes just like soap."

"Why are horses no fun? Because they are neigh-sayers"

"Girl called me the other day and said: 'Come on over, nobody's home' I went over, nobody was home."

"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"

"Movie Idea: Lohan. Bynes. Statham. DEATH RACE 2"

"What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea? He went home and drowned in his tea pee."