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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't gonna come."

"What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong, and being wrong is for women."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.!"

"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"

"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked more than once"

"Who is your Grandma's favorite politician? Bernie Sandmaster Flash"

"Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don't block the view."

"What is a terrorists favourite food? Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter."

"First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions 25 elephants and 10 hippos how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round."