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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow woth a twitch? Beef Jerky"
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"""Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now"" ""Emo? Nah yo, EMU"" ""Im confused.."" *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* ""Hi confused, Im Dad"""
"How do you spell moron? M O R M O N"
"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."
"Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was"
"I'm not racist I have a black president."
"How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing."
"If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt."
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? I don't know, ask your mom."
"Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!"