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Joke of the Day

"Valentine's Day is nothing but a commercialized holiday created by pharmaceutical companies to get lonely singles to buy antidepressants."

"Me: Did it hurt when you fell from Kevin? Friend: Yes, because Kevin's friggin tall and sucks at giving piggy back rides Kevin: bro"

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass."

"Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie? where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"Darth Vader should've married... A woman named Ella"

"I love my wife My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deepthroat blowjob today. ""Really!"" I exclaimed. ""No,"" She said, ""April Foogargagggrraggggle."" That'll teach her to try and be funny..."

"why does X always get to mark the spot? i bet Q would like a turn"

"An app that tells you how Raven something is."

"What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing? Peter Grill"