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Joke of the Day

"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"

"How many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? One. He makes three Polacks do it at gunpoint."

"Rob Ford's family have been told they won't inherit any money from his bank accounts But his credit cards will re-sell for several thousand Canadian dollars."

"Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR."

"Superpower: giving evildoers the hiccups, then on day 23, you throw them off a building but by that point they're just sobbing ""thank you"""

"warning sign on children's alphabet blocks Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive."

"Hey girl, is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in jail too."

"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""

"What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park? A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth."

"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"