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Joke of the Day
"I tried being selfless. It's not for me."
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"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"What is the rapper's favorite bread? 2 Grainz"
"The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit."
"A man walks into a bar... And says ""ouch""."
"Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!"
"The four stages of life: 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don't believe in Santa 3. You dress up like Santa 4. You look like Santa"
"If the opposite of ""pro"" is ""con""...... Then the opposite of ""progress"" would be ""congress"" I^will^see^myself^out"
"Girls think shrinkage is funny but I just think they're jealous, because the same principal does not apply to them."
"What did one penis say to the other penis? I just want to belong"