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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees? It has a high turnover rate."

"Mom, what is a transvestite? -Ask uncle Yvonne."

"Is this math joke going to be bad? Paraboly"

"You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat. You should have a parking spot 6 miles away and be required to jumping jack to the store."

"If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk."

"What does the L in Samuel L Jackson stand for? Motherfucker"

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It's a play on words."

"What do you call a baby pizza with epilepsy? Little Seizures."

"MISSED CONNECTION: I gave you the Heimlich maneuver on Bleecker St. You insisted you weren't choking and put up a good fight."

"Why was 56 scared? Because 28 8 1."