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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"

"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"

"Guys: never wear a Saran Wrap skirt to a job interview... They will clearly see your nuts."

"Photons don't even matter."

"William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !'"

"Two nuns... There are two nuns in a bath. One says, ""where's the soap?"" The other says, ""it does rather, doesn't it!"""

"What do you call? What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on a chin? A dick in the mouth"

"To defeat Superman, Batman will sneak in Superman's house when he's asleep and dig for any weaknesses. You could say, he's going to creep tonight."