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Joke of the Day
"Why Does The Bride Wear White? So That The Dishwasher Matches The Fridge."
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"Your mother is such a whore... Groupon is sending me discount rates."
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"My gran'dad made moonshine and died at the ripe old age of 38... Ellen Degeneris"
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"Why don't kleptomaniacs have a sense of humor? Because they take everything, literally...."
"A blonde in labor walked into a pizza shop because the the delivery was free."