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Joke of the Day

"TOP STORY: Do websites create articles with lists and arbitrary numbers to get you to click through? Here are 15 examples you wont believe"

"[pulls into taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2016"

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."

"What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos? A messycan"

"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"

"Why are test tube manufacturers always single? People just seem to find them vial!"

"Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent? Because he was bored of the rings!"

"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational tweets are hard."

"They say sex after marriage is not the same. My sex life is like the Olympics! Happens once every four years, costs me lots of money, & there's usually a big fight afterward."

"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"