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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone that knocks on your door and tells YOU to fuck off."

"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"

"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee."

"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."

"My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's ""gangsta's paradise""."

"I'll tell you a joke about sodium. Na. How about one about potassium? K."

"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."

"What does a baby smell like in a microwave? Nsfw I don't know I was too busy jerking off."