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Joke of the Day
"How many DUIs does Tony Hawk have that he has to ride everywhere on a skateboard?"
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"What's small, purple and dangerous? A grape with a gun"
"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."
"The difference between being interrogated by a terrorist & interrogated by a woman is that eventually the terrorist will end your suffering."
"Smoke alarms are really just toast alarms."
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
"Told my grandma that some chimps and monkeys are learning to hunt with Spears. She responded with ""what? Are they gonna join isis too?"""
"""It's now or nev"" ME: Never. I choose never."
"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"
"Customer: You said these pants were pure wool but the label says ""all cotton."" Salesman: Oh that's just to keep the moths away."