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Joke of the Day

"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."

"What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan? Mike Jones is Still Tippin'."

"NSFW What is the noisiest thing in the world? Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof."

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."

"Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words."

"A one liner for the holiday, say no to drugs... Everybody says that you should say no to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"

"Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike? It could be ~~yours~~ your bike. EDIT: Spelling."

"Women are like snorkels... They can go down, but occasionally need to come up for air."