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Joke of the Day

"People with eyebrow, nose, and lip piercings always look like they landed face-first into a tackle box."

"Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it wont let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas. (no offence to ladies)"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Cause he was told to get a long little doggy."

"My wife just gave me an ultimatum, it's either her or Facebook. So sadly, this will be my last joke..... in which I talk about having a wife."

"Mein kampf es su kampf"

"I think my wife is dead I mean, the sex is no different, but the dishes keep piling up"

"What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root."

"Give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you'll have to fix the washing machine yourself with YouTube videos"

"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."

"You can only enjoy Lord of the Rings if you're taking heroin... It's called high fantasy."