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Joke of the Day

"I was in a gang once we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts."

"Postal workers are some of the most innovative people around They really push the envelope."

"I've come to the conclusion that these Paul Walker jokes aren't funny... Cause I called his family and told them 5 of my BEST ones. They didn't laugh at ANY of them."

"How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir? He felt Thor."

"What do you call it when you finger a pony? Feeling a little horse."

"What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? You'll get repossessed!"

"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"

"Married sex is a lot like Prison sex... The sex you're wanting, you're not getting. And the sex you're getting, you're not wanting."

"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."

"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"