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Joke of the Day

"German vegetarians are real pessimists. They fear nothing but the wurst!"

"To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"

"We all know by now that when someone says, ""I'm sorry, I never got that text,"" they ABSOLUTELY got that text, right?"

"MIGRATING BIRDS Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? A: It's too far to walk."

"How long is a short circuit? As long as it takes to ***find*** it!"

"A motorist was pulled over by a traffic cop. ""Excuse me, sir,"" said the cop. ""Do you realize your wife fell out of the car two miles back?"" ""Thank God,"" he said. ""I thought I'd gone deaf!"""

"I bought a retro computer. It came with friends still on the outside of it."

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."