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Joke of the Day

"So a neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender how much a beer costs and the bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""

"How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer!"

"White men can jump to conclusions."

"I still remember the last thing my grandma said before she kicked the bucket. ""hey, watch me kick this bucket""."

"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"

"What do you call a blind deer? No eyed deer. What do you call a dead, blind deer? Still no eyed deer."

"If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can't speak English..."

"My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since."

"I suffer from a disease called chronic procrastination... I need to see a doctor about it, but I can do it later."

"I kept reading a book about Gawker... But every page kept going back to Chapter 11"