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Joke of the Day

"My tattoos aren't braille, so do not sneak up to me & begin to feel them. Unless you're hot, then you get the secret taste option."

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"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."
"I had to quit my job as a Microsoft delivery man It got awkward telling people I was giving word to their mother."
"Why do black people have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot."
"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."
"After learning about the Oedipus Complex... ..it was a parent who I was attracted to. *Edit apparent to a parent. This joke is terrible written. Sorry."
"A woman just dropped a 10 note next to me. I thought, 'What would Jesus do?', so I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"ME: My husband says you use special traps that put the mice outside to play with their friends EXTERMINATOR [LOOKS AT HUSBAND]: umm, yeaahh"
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"""How dare you judge her size..."" ""The woman has had three children!"" ""For lunch?"""