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Joke of the Day

"Wikileaks has been experiencing financial difficulties recently. Would it help if they began running... classified ads?"

"What do you call a dress that refuses to learn? Clothes-minded."

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"

"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"

"I'm scared of french pancakes They give me the crepes"

"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."

"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"definately - Used when absolutely certain a guy named Nate is involved."

"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("