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Joke of the Day
"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"
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"Me: So tired Brain: IKR!! But wait, who organised the alphabet... M: Please don't B: N how do we know it's not actually disorganized?"
"I'll be over there in a second Just give me a minute"
"I heard this knock knock joke from a mime last week"
"are you human? (sorry) I am dancer"
"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"
"I don't like coconut so I don't eat coconut. I don't follow coconut around criticizing its texture or taste or tweets or sense of humor."
"""LOL what if our packaging was totally easy to tear open...unless you had a cut finger?"" --Band-Aid makers, seriously, f those guys"
"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"
"What's the difference between being erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!"