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Joke of the Day

"If breaks are meant to be slow... then why do they call it ""breakfast""?"

"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"

"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border."

"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"

"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."

"What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going."

"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"

"""I couldn't love anyone like you,"" I told my wife. ""Aw, thanks,"" she blushed. I'm glad she didn't understand me."

"One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists."

"What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle? Weeeeeeeeeeee"