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Joke of the Day

"Friends: Let's roll a fatty Me: I have a name guys and pls don't"

"What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common? The both came in a little behind"

"Who may become a Prime Minister? Theresa may."

"How weird was the first robber to wear pantyhose on his face"

"""I have a friend..."" ""I have a friend who watches Japanese anime and likes vandalising Renaissance art with drawing pins."" ""Really?"" ""Yeah, he loves A Tack on Titian!"""

"""Got kicked out of the hokey pokey class for putting it in, when I was supposed to be shaking it all about."""

"I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit.... Then I thought you guys won't be able to bear it."

"Cats are about as useful as a football bat."

"What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)"

"""I think I stepped in some upchuck"" What's up, Chuck? ""Not much, but my name's not Chuck"" *vomits*"