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Joke of the Day

"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""

"What do you call unborn twins? Wombmates."

"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip..."

"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."

"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" -New York's most hated cab driver Courtesy of @lordbeef on Twitter"

"What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car? ""We'll have to rehearse that."""

"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""

"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""

"What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow ;)"