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Joke of the Day
"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."
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"What happened to the guy that was trimming some bushes and accidentally sliced off his left arm?? Well they say he's ""allRIGHT"" xD"
"Have you ever noticed that in a pack of biscuits there are always broken ones? I don't know why they even bother putting them in."
"A man walks into a zoo... But there is only a dog. It's a shih tzu."
"i dont swirl my wine because im sophisticated i do it because i can barely stand"
"Role-Playing I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to experiment with a role playing rape fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit!"""
"How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard? 4 or 5."
"[prison riot] me: here comes the tickle monster!! [gets stabbed 100 times]"
"Would you like to hear a joke? The republican primary debate."
"Use ANTIVIRUS first Boy: Can I touch u r Software, Girl: First show me u r Hardware, Boy: Can I Download it in u r Hole? Girl: use ANTIVIRUS first."