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Joke of the Day

"Tiger Woods joke So I guess Tiger Wood and Lindsay Vonn are having an Open relationship."

"You know you screwed up with your blind girlfriend when she says ""We should see other people""."

"Guy: Hey I want to be part of you girl. Girl: sorry, I already have an asshole!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Albert ! Albert who ! Albert you don't know who this is !"

"Why do women have legs for? To not leave a snail trail behind them."

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"Want your daily dose of vitamin C? Look at pictures of Donald Trump"

"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."

"Amazon is a $250 billion dollar company that reacts to you buying a vacuum by going THIS GUY LOVES BUYING VACUUMS HERE ARE SOME MORE VACUUMS"

"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""