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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"

"Favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell's Kitchen 3. Breaking bad"

"How many groping victims does it take to stop Trump from being president? We're about to find out.."

"Me: I'm nauseous. WebMD: Stop looking in the mirror."

"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."

"[at the pearly gates] I said, ""send me a selfie."" Then she said, ""too ugly today."" So I said, ""never stopped you before"" ...& here I am."

"Why was the car theif not able to steal the wooden car Because he couldn't drive stick!"

"Yo mama's so stupid... Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem on an isosceles triangle."

"The Tea Party is the biggest case of Stockholm Syndrome ever. Poor people rallying to the cause of those keeping them in poverty."

"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."