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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the dry erase board It's remarkable"

"Came out to my parents at Christmas. Later that day my nephew asked to play hide and go seek. Now I'm back in the closet."

"8- Dad, why is there oxygen on earth, but not on any other planet? M- Are you sure you just don't want to know where baby's come from?"

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate."

"The light above my desk is going out. I feel like I've been at a really boring rave for the last 7 hours."

"We had our pot-bellied pig de-oinked He was a little disgruntled."

"whats 12 inches long and snaps a cunt? a selfie stick."

"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"

"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" Argon doesn't react."