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Joke of the Day
"Can someone help me, I can't remember,,, Did Sarah Jessica Parker get an Oscar for Sea Biscuit?"
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"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."
"Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live? Manhatin'"
"Once a marine, always a marine. Even if you're now working at Subway. You're a submarine."
"What's the difference between a black person and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"LPT: Never trust anyone who says ""trust me"". Trust me on this."
"What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ? They are Clausaphobic"
"How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face"
"After my ex and I broke up, I was in a really bad place (Florida)"
"What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim? Hello friend!"