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Joke of the Day
"There's a band called 1023MB They're great, but they never had a gig."
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"[parole hearing] OFFICER: are u reformed? ME: I O: go on M: I th O: tell us M: I'm O: yes M: can I finish my sentence O: ok parole denied"
"A blind prostitute is giving a guy a handjob... ...And she says ""Wow this is the biggest dick I've ever been with!"" And the guy goes ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg."""
"What is the height of hunger? Teeth marks on the toilet seat."
"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"
"What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors."
"Why couldn't the joke walk? It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)"
"Wonder when that family from Russia is going to realize I took a selfie instead of a photo of them standing in front of the Chinese Theatre."