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Joke of the Day
"There's a band called 1023MB They're great, but they never had a gig."
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"Probably the hardest part about being a dj is when you get into a fight and you gotta hold your headphones up to your ear with one shoulder."
"What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock? Publicly traded stock will mature and make money."
"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."
"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love Vista baby""."
"What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll"
"Remember that things always get worse before they get better. Unless, you know, you die in the process of it getting worse."
"I like my women like I like my wine... 18 years old and locked in my basement"
"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."
"A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''"