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Joke of the Day
"I love the way that the earth rotates it really makes my day"
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"My wife asked me today if I would ever cheat on her. I replied, ""Who else would I cheat on?"""
"Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough"
"What's darker than 3am in the morning? 12' noon in the cotton fields."
"When I was a kid my older brother dared me to take a bite of a Monopoly board. It was a little gamey."
"I tried to teach my penis how to type... but he's just a hunt and pecker."
"I taught my parents something today... ...I guess they learned from their mistake"
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"
"How did the alien tie his shoes? With an astroknot."
"Chuck Norris' chest hair has chest hair."