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Joke of the Day

"Nerdy Joke. What are two females doing after a threesome? Load-balancing. Badum-tsss."

"What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!"

"*spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*"

"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."

"Remember The Ultimate Warrior? He quit wrestling because Chuck Norris wanted his nickname back."

"Why was the chicken kicked out of class? For using *fowl* language."

"Did you hear Italy is joining forces with ISIS? They think the world needs more Italian ISIS"

"An employee tells his boss... Hey, that's a nice car you have there. The boss looks at him and says: Work hard, stay after hours, and next year, it'll be even nicer."

"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."

"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."