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Joke of the Day
"Do you think Kanye West will becom president? I don't know. I don't have 2020 vision."
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"Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite"
"'Ghost In The Shell' ran tests to make white actors look asian. Turns out actors aren't very good at math."
"If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead."
"What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas? Nebola"
"Damn girl, are you a desk? Cause I'm not exactly sure how to pick you up"
"grandpa: ur father changed after the war me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there"
"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: I'm bigger than you!"
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection - except one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"