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Joke of the Day

"I heard ""...and that's when the fight started."" jokes today for the first time. What's your best one?"

"Yo momma so fat when she had turkey at thanksgiving She ate the whole damn country"

"Somebody finally complimented me on my parking today! I got a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine""."

"*Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?"

"What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger? Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?"

"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."

"What animal gets applauded? The mosquito."

"wanna hear about the biggest conspiracy theory of all time involving millions of people dominating millions of others? feminism."

"Maggie Thatcher Just heard they have cancelled the funeral. ATOS have declared Maggie fit for work!"

"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"