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Joke of the Day

"So two stags are walking home from a gay bar. One looks at the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks back there!"""

"Math is like my parenting. I do it when I have to, but I'm not great at it."

"This is the test you should take to know if you are a man. Really????"

"Apparently when your girlfriend asks which of her friends you would like to have a threesome with you are only supposed to say one name."

"I quit my job and handed in my badge and gun to my boss, he said, why do you have a gun? You work at McDonald's."

"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"

"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"

"How can you call it love when you're crying more than smiling."

"My dance moves are best described as a woman trying to put on pants 4 sizes too small, with a wasp flying around her head."

"what's black and white and red all over a nun with a harpoon through her"